Adaption of Fresh Prince Theme - Brexit Nightmare.

Now this is a story all about how our country got tricked by a thief and a clown and I'd like to take a minute so sit right there I'll tell you how we became entrapped in this Brexit nightmare In 2015 the Panama papers scandal was raised 2016 the EU's anti tax avoidance directive was made to collect the tax owed from the rich, who thought it was cool to avoid paying taxes, unlike the rest of us fools David Cameron then decided he'd get up to no good and starting making trouble in the EU neighbourhood He lost the battle to exclude the UK - the elite got scared Cambridge Analytica stole our data and tricked us into this Brexit nightmare They used fear and xenophobia day after day media moguls printed lies and the cons they downplayed They played us like a fiddle and we sang like crickets Then they hung us out to dry on the stickiest of wickets The elite tax avoiders played us all so damn bad While drinking champagne from their crystalline glass That's what the wealthy elite live like it's obscene - It's not right while poverty reigns from cuts and all that austerity doubled the wealth of these rich fat cats so we stock up and prepare for 'no deal' with despair because we're trapped in this dumb f*cking Brexit nightmare So that's where we are now and when we come out they'll lower food standards, human rights and our protections, no doubt The NHS sold to the tango terrorist in a deal that isn't fair to the taxpayers who've foot the bill for all of these years they'll whistle for a cab, and ignore all our fears driving past the homeless - how can they look themselves in the mirror ? It's beyond all reason as the disaster becomes clear Never forget elite tax dodgers trapped us in this Brexit nightmare We'll pull out of the EU because of greed and hate and the shortages, unrest and martial law will come later Our kingdom a laughing stock and poverty everywhere because we were trapped in this dumb f*cking Brexit nightmare

Adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's 'If'

If you can keep your head when all about you
are blaming immigrants, the disabled, vulnerable or you,
If you can trust the truth when all around you,
ignore corporate greed and parrot tabloid smears too;
If you can fight and not get tired of fighting,
while being forced to suffer millionaire perpetuated lies,
or being hated for telling it straight and not give in to hating,
and yet admit you're not perfect, nor have a monopoly on wise:

If you can dream and use that dream against our masters;
If you can critically think - to make truth your aim;
If you can stand up to Trump and May who are a disaster
and treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can stand by the truth you have spoken
and not allow it to be twisted by media knaves and fools,
and watch the NHS you gave your life to, broken,
and yet stoop to rebuild it with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your life's work and winnings
and risk it for your fellows on a political pitch-and-toss,
And win or lose, be ready to make a fairer society from the beginning
and never breathe a word about the personal cost;
If you can show your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve those who come after you are long gone,
and so hold on when others say you have nothing in you
Except the will to fight the corrupt and say to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can hear crowds chant your name yet keep your virtue,
Or walk with Lords-nor lose your common touch,
If neither foes nor false friends can hurt you,
If all those chant with you, but none too much;
If you can fill every unforgiving minute
with sixty seconds' of fight and never run,
yours is Britain and together we are all in it,
and will chant "Oh, Jeremy Corbyn" - go on my son!

Socialism and Capitalism

There was once two brothers named Socialism and Capitalism. They disagreed on everything. Socialism argued that people should be treated equally and given equal opportunity to thrive. Capitalism argued that people should make their own way and live and die on their individual merits. Socialism pointed out to his brother that some people need help in life but often provide a bounty in return when they are able and even if they couldn't it was still right to care for them. Capitalism argued that this was a drain on everyone's resources and that those people should fall so that others can acquire more resources as reward for their abilities. Socialism asked his cousins Cooperation and Compassion to back him up. Capitalism asked his cousins Competition and Greed to back him up. They argued for many years each side presenting their views. Until one day their father Wisdom decided he'd had enough. He sent his sons to separate deserted islands. Both islands had an abundance of resources and an abundance of plant and animal life. Each son took their two favourite cousins. Capitalism took Competition and Greed. Socialism took Cooperation and Compassion. After a few months Wisdom decided to visit his sons to see how they were getting along. He first went to see his son Socialism and was very happy to find that Socialism was thriving along with his cousins. Wisdom asked Socialism how he'd managed to build such a wonderful home and Socialism explained that when they arrived things had not been so easy. But Cooperation had helped him to build a tall home with many rooms to keep them all safe and warm. While Compassion had cared for them, provided them with food and made medicines from the local herbs when they were ill. After enjoying a few days with his son enjoying the bounty and luxury Socialism, Cooperation and Compassion had provided Wisdom decided to visit his other son Capitalism. Socialism, Cooperation and Compassion provided Wisdom with plenty of food and herbs for the journey. On arrival Wisdom could see a small one level shack that looked run down and in need of repair. He found his son Capitalism inside shivering and clearly suffering from an ailment. Wisdom gave his son some of the food Socialism and Cooperation had provided for Wisdom's journey as well as some herbs that Compassion had given him. After a few hours Capitalism managed to sit up in bed looking a little better. Wisdom asked his son what had happened. Capitalism explained to his father that within hours of their arrival Competition had started to disagree with him on every course of action exclaiming that he knew a better way, while Greed had eaten everything nearby and only done the very least to ensure he could look after himself alone. After many days of arguments they decided to go their separate ways. Capitalism explained that Greed was living on the west of the island and Competition was living on the east of the island. Wisdom left his son Capitalism with some food and herbs then set out to find Competition and Greed, after a few days he came back to Capitalism's small home with Competition and Greed in tow, in no better state than he'd found Capitalism. Wisdom gave them some more of the food Socialism and Cooperation had provided and some herbs from Compassion. When they were all able to travel they set out to journey to the other island where Socialism, Cooperation and Compassion lived. During the journey Capitalism looked up to his father Wisdom and said "father I want to change my name". His father Wisdom looked pleased, smiled and nodded in agreement.

Theresa's Rhapsody

Theresa's Rhapsody

Is Brexit real life ?
or is it just fantasy ?
no political landslide
so I escaped from reality
wish I hadn't lied
why can't they just trust in me
I'm just a poor PM, don't give me sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
probably high, morally low
these political winds blow, but it doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a deal
Put a gun to the EU's head
Pulled the trigger, now my deal's dead
Mama, the worst has just began
'Coz I wanted everything done my own damn way
Mama, Eee Uuu
I wanted them to cry
"Theresa please come back again this time tomorrow"
They carried on, carried on because nothing i say matters

Too late, my time has come
I wish I'd had a spine
Now I've wasted all that time
Goodbye everybody, you all want me to go
Cameron left me on my own, 'coz he knew the truth
Mama, Eee Uuu
I just wanna cry
'Coz my party wishes I'd never been born at all

I couldn't see that they were smarter than I am
In Nairobi, In Nairobi she tried to dance the Fandango
Barnier and Verhofstadt were always outsmarting me
Michel Barnier, Guy Verhofstadt, Jean-Claude Juncker, Antonio Tajani, Donald Tusk all tell me no, magnifico

I'm just a poor PM nobody likes me
She's just a poor PM who cheats the poorest families
Don't spare her the shame of her monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, they all want me to go
Britannia says yes, we all want you to go
She says no
Britannia says we all want you to go
She says no
Britannia says we all want you to go
She says no
We all want you to go, she yells no, We all want you to go, she yells no, We all want you to go,
She yells no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh Mama Eee Uuu, Mama Eee Uuu, Mama Eee Uuu they say no
Beelzebub put a devil inside of me, of me, of me

So you think you stop me, I'll spit in your eye
So you say you don't want me, I'm PM until I die
Oh Theresa, can't do this to us Theresa
Just get the hell out, Just get the hell right out of here !

Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah
Britain doesn't matter
Anyone can see
Britain doesn't matter
Britain doesn't matter to me
Anyway political winds blow

Tory myths and misconceptions Part 1

Terrorist Sympathiser :

Jeremy Corbyn has publicly condemned the IRA bombings, and all the bombings during the civil war in Northern Ireland in an interview with Sophie Ridge on Sky News.

He actually said “I condemn all the bombing by both the loyalists and the IRA”

Jeremy Corbyn was openly and honestly talking to the IRA to try to get them to stop the bombings and negotiate a peaceful settlement, Margaret Thatcher was holding secret negotiations with the IRA whilst brazenly lying to the British public that "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Then there's the serving Tory councillor Maria Gatland who was literally a member of the IRA in the 1970s and worked to smuggle guns for them to kill civilians with.

The unelected Tory peer David James who has openly admitted that he used to launder money for the IRA.

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/05/no-jeremy-corbyn-did-not-refuse-condemn-ira-please-stop-saying-he-did

Anti-Semite :

While anti-semitism should not be tolerated, it's also important not to conflate anti-semitism with genuine criticism of Israeli domestic and foreign policy.

‘there exists no reliable, empirical evidence to support the notion that there is a higher prevalence of anti-semitic attitudes within the Labour Party than any other political party.’

House of Commons Home Affairs Committee 2017.

Labour party were already investigated and the findings based on a group including 5 Tory MP's said they couldn't find any evidence that there was any higher incidence of anti-semitism in Labour as opposed to any other party.

On average, just 8% of MPs signed the five UK Parliamentary motions that condemned anti-semitism.

Corbyn signed all five.

Remembering Cable Street
https://www.facebook.com/DanCardenMP/videos/774891766033589/

Labour anti-semitism down under Corbyn
https://skwawkbox.org/2018/03/29/exclusive-caa-yougov-data-show-labour-significantly-less-antisemitic-under-corbyn/

Corbyn’s career fighting all forms of racism
https://www.facebook.com/EL4JC/videos/701838500207057/?hc_location=ufi

Corbyn’s voting record on motions condemning anti-semitism
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10217209306323968&set=a.1154249255648.2022903.1210173567&type=3&theater

Corbyn has been an ineffective leader :

Corbyn has won 2 peace awards, been arrested for protesting apartheid and reshaped the dialog in British politics despite character assassination from the press.

At the same time he has restored the historical ideology of the Labour party, chipped away the Tory majority and stood up for the disabled, vulnerable and victims of the Tory social policy best described as Lingchi. He has increased the membership to over 600,000 and put the party finances back in order.

If Corbyn is so ineffective as a leader how has he forced the biggest defeat of government in British political history ? We've also had 32 Tory resignations from the Government since June 2017, the government has been defeated more times in the last 18 months than the governments of John Major, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David Cameron combined.

But the Tabloids say :

80% of our media is owned by Tory Donor, Tax Dodging, Millionaire Non Doms who would have to pay their fair share of taxes if Corbyn was elected.

We are also 40th in the World for freedom of the press.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/apr/26/uk-world-press-freedom-index-reporters-without-borders

We have one of the least trusted written media in Europe.

https://www.pressgazette.co.uk/uk-news-media-least-trusted-among-eight-european-nations-to-get-the-facts-right-and-cover-important-stories-of-the-day-report-shows/

In terms of overall figures, the Daily Mail chalked up 50 offences. The Daily Express was second worst with 19, then The Sun with 17, the Daily Telegraph with 10, The Times with 8, the Daily Star with 6 and the Daily Mirror with 5.

https://tabloidcorrections.wordpress.com/2018/01/02/statistics-show-that-daily-mail-was-by-far-the-most-unreliable-uk-paper-in-2017/

Tory Myths and misconceptions part 2

Tory Myths and misconceptions part 2. Labour ruined the economy : Blair was Thatcher's Greatest Legacy, a neoliberal sympathiser and a warmongering asshat. As much as I hate to defend him. New Labour only borrowed £100 billion between 1997-2007, only borrowed around £100 billion in ten years, the Tories have borrowed more than that every year since 2010. National Debt as a % of GDP 1997/98 – 40.4% of GDP When Labour took power. National Debt as a % of GDP 2007/08 – 36.4% of GDP Before the global financial crisis. National Debt as a % of GDP was reduced by 4% by Labour in the ten years of office before the Global Financial Crisis. The Global Financial Crisis when as much as 40% of the World's wealth was stolen was 2007-8 it was caused by dodgy Investment Bankers, fractional reserve banking and sophisticated algorithms. Labour left office 2 years later in 2010. The debt incurred at this time was predominantly a result of the global financial loses and the cross party agreement to bail out the banks. The Tories recently admitted that this was handled well by the New Labour government and would have done the same thing in their place. The Tories have doubled national debt since 2010 by adding £900 billion in just 8 years ! They have also created 2/3rds of our national debt historically. Public sector debt as a % of GDP being lowered by 4% proves Labour had done a great job on the economy up to the time of the Global Financial Crisis. Those who blame Labour for the crisis should learn about global economics, fractional reserve banking and dodgy investment bankers. Brown and the gold : the following Financial Times article from after the dust settled, clearly states that Gordon Brown selling the gold was the right thing for the economy and Britain at the time. The Tories have also sold as much gold historically. https://www.ft.com/content/5788dbac-7680-11e0-b05b-00144feabdc0 Corbyn / Labour v Blair / New Labour : Corbyn and Blair are ideologically different. Blair is known as Thatcher's greatest legacy because his ideology was closer to Thatcherism. He used watered down Tory policy such as John Major's PFIs. Blair also dropped 'clause 4' which is the historical socialist base of the Labour party. Blair tried to drag New Labour to the center leaving the electorate with the choice between two flavours of neoliberalism - Tory and Tory-Light. Corbyn has restored Labour's historical ideology of Democratic Socialism and restored them to the left where they belong. Most of those who support true Labour ideology are not happy with Blair for the damage he did and is still doing. Hence why every Tory tabloid slur on Corbyn is always backed by Blairites. They still want to draw Labour to the center and leave behind the ideological roots of the Labour party. Extreme Left : It is not extreme to want to feed children, have wages you can live on, reduce poverty and stop corporations avoiding tax which we all pay towards services and institutions. When corporations and millionaires use tax evasion / avoidance and tax havens they are depriving us of the money to repair the roads they use, the institutions we depend on and infrastructure they exploit for their profit. Britain was built on socialist principles. Sending your child to state schools. Having free access to the legal system. Using the NHS paid for by your Taxes and N.I. contributions. Public Transport, Public Libraries, Public Parks, The Welfare State. These are all examples of Socialist Democracy at work, as are things like National Parks / National Trust. Socialism is not a dirty word. Social Democracy is about providing a society to benefit us all. Labour policy is exactly like Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and other scandinavian models of mainstream governments. It is financially sound, morally responsible and has worked exceptionally well to provide a high standard of living and a stable economy. The Venezuelan argument is typical tabloid nonsense that requires the absence of critical thought to believe. Privatisation : A core part of Tory ideology that Thatcher started using in the 80's classed as neoliberalism was privatisation and it does not work. Essentially privatisation is taking the taxpayer funded institutions and services and selling them to private enterprise to run for profit. The extra layers of admin and requirements for profit end up costing the taxpayer more for services while decreasing efficiency. We also pay these corporations billions in subsidies. Privatisation of energy led to excessive price rises and poor service. Privatisation of the trains led to public debt, subsidies, bailouts and a rise in prices and poor service. The privatisation of our water led to public debts, subsidies and a rise in prices and poor service. The privatisation of Royal Mail has led to a rise in prices and poor service. This may lead you to the conclusion that Privatisation doesn't work. However, privatisation works perfectly for shareholders. They get the profits and a huge chunk of our taxes via subsidies, That we pay them to do our government's job. We get a rise in prices, poor service and public debt.

Would you allow Jeremy Corbyn to run our country ?

Would you allow Jeremy Corbyn an IRA synthesiser to run our country ? a man who has had talks with hummus ? A man who would get top Marx in a questionnaire on communism ? A man who makes organic Jam ?

We at the Conservative party are worried all our hard work on the economy would be for nothing, we doubled national debt and have lost the triple A credit rating, sunk the pound so low that they are now using it in Australia, created a tax gap of £120 billion in losses. Imagine what he would do ?

Jeremy Corbyn would reverse our cuts to public services and institutions and reverse much of the privatisation in the NHS which would annoy many shareholders and CEOs and also upset our dear friend Donald Trump who we promised could exploit the NHS with US health providers.

Jeremy Corbyn also has plans to force everyone in Britain to own an allotment and wear fisherman's caps, is that what you want ?

No, of course not. So we beg you for the sake of our share prices and backdoor deals, don't vote for this Socialist do gooder.

This has been a partly satirical broadcast on behalf of the Conservative party. Part of the Dark Ads on facebook campaign paid for by the ministry of defence.

Sponsored by Carillion, ATOS, G4S, Southern Rail and Virgin Healthcare

Poverty and loss.

Global debts exceed $233 trillion which is over 3x global GDP, The 1% grabbed 82% of all wealth created in 2017.

During 6 years of Austerity 120,000 excess deaths were recorded, another report from an Oxford University study published in the Royal Society of Medicine suggests 30,000 excess deaths were recorded in 2015 alone.

During austerity the top 1000 wealthiest families in Britain doubled their assets.

We have 4.1 million children living in poverty two thirds of which are in working families. 19 million workers on the verge of poverty. 17 million with less than £100 in savings. 3.7 million adults using food banks to survive. 1.9 million pensioners living in poverty.

We had a tax gap of £120 billion in 2014 because corporations are not paying their legally required contribution to society. The tax gap is growing. While they are also taking £93 billion of public money in the form of corporate welfare and subsidies.

If you don't see a connection between poverty and corporate greed you lack critical thought, If you allow so many deaths to feed corporate greed you lack empathy.

It's so hard to be polite to people who profit from the deaths of your friends and loved ones.

“Poverty is the worst form of violence.” - Mahatma Gandhi

Hello

Hello from the British Conservative government. We're not here to put your taxes to good use and save you money, we prefer profiting from our investments in privatisation and covering up our fuck-ups with a blatant disregard for democracy.

You may be aware of our Universal Credit and sanctions that have sent so many Brits to food banks or caused rent arrears, eviction and homelessness even though they cost far more to implement than the money saved. The Disabled Living Allowance and PIP assessments that have caused so many of the disabled and vulnerable to lose their mobility or even commit suicide. That have cost the taxpayer over £100 million in fees defending our human rights breaches of the disabled. But we don't give a flying fuck because we profit from privatisation while reducing the surplus population, win win.

We also pay over £93 billion every year to corporations in welfare and subsidies. While allowing them to defraud us of over £120 billion per annum. You know the corporations who donate to us while we invest and profit from them.

You may have heard about the Grenfell tragedy that caused the deaths of 72 people and how Kensington and Chelsea council couldn't afford to provide fireproof cladding because it cost an extra £200,000 even though they had £235 million in reserves. But we are still doing our best to rehome survivors over a year later, except the ones we are planning to deport. Mainly because we are soulless corporate stooges and nothing to do with social cleansing of wealthy areas.

If you're a corporation or investor and want to avoid the EU Anti-Tax Avoidance Directive Brexit is for you, we will rewrite UN human rights, ignore animal welfare, enforce our hostile environment policy and ignore pollution regulations to increase your profits. But don't worry we've stocked up on tinned food for the plebs, to counter the upcoming shortage and medical supplies for the under-funded NHS we plan to stealth privatise.

So when you think of the British government don't think competence and reliability. Think profiteering elite psychopaths distorting democracy to keep you poor and keep us rich.

Anna

Kids living in poverty without enough to eat,

Thirteen thousand homeless vets, almost all with PTSD.

The disabled imprisoned in their homes - no coverage from the paparazzi,

But some gammon's front page news 'coz he called Anna Soubry a nazi.

The economy is tanking, the pound is lower than a Tory,

Legal aid cut to shreds but that's another story.

Contempt of parliament, election fraud, dictatorship in our country,

But let's all act concerned 'coz Anna Soubry was called a nazi.

Thirty thousand excess deaths a year, caused by ideological cuts,

Our country's being asset stripped by kleptocratic runts.

Billions given in corporate welfare for CEOs to buy a new Ferrari.

But stop the world, I wanna get off. Anna Soubry was called a nazi.

Selling weapons to the Saudi's to aid their genocide in Yemen,

Drone attacks on airports, or is that just window dressing?

Economic euthanasia and Lingchi for the masses.

Who gives a flying fuck, If Anna Soubry was called a nazi.

Labour supporter all my life.

I've been a Labour supporter all my life. But I wouldn't vote for Corbyn even though he embodies true Labour ideology and offered a manifesto that gives us much of what Labour's greatest government from 1945 gave us. The Attlee government that rebuilt Britain after WW2 and Nationalised the Bank of England, National Coal Board, Railways, British Leyland Motors, British Telecom, Gas and Electricity, Iron industry, Steel Industry, Inland Transport and also implemented the "cradle to grave" policy which gave us our welfare state and NHS.

Despite many of the policies being used with great success in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Japan, Canada, Denmark and many other countries, I'd prefer to believe the tabloids when they say he's a left wing extremist or commie. It allows me to label all his supporters as fanatics and therefore ignore any logical arguments they present.

In truth If you see the words "I've been a Labour supporter all my life" before a negative comment about the left, you can probably take it as read that it's someone like me who has never really been a Labour supporter but instead wishes to demonise the left, I'm probably a Tory troll.

Privatisation

Privatisation of energy led to excessive price rises and poor service. Privatisation of the trains led to public debt, subsidies, bailouts and a rise in prices and poor service. The privatisation of our water led to public debts, subsidies and a rise in prices and poor service. The privatisation of Royal Mail has led to a rise in prices and poor service.

This may lead you to the conclusion that Privatisation doesn't work. However, privatisation works perfectly for shareholders. They get the profits and a huge chunk of our taxes via subsidies, That we pay them to do our government's job. We get a rise in prices, poor service and public debt.