Would you allow Jeremy Corbyn an IRA synthesiser to run our country ? a man who has had talks with hummus ? A man who would get top Marx in a questionnaire on communism ? A man who makes organic Jam ?
We at the Conservative party are worried all our hard work on the economy would be for nothing, we doubled national debt and have lost the triple A credit rating, sunk the pound so low that they are now using it in Australia, created a tax gap of £120 billion in losses. Imagine what he would do ?
Jeremy Corbyn would reverse our cuts to public services and institutions and reverse much of the privatisation in the NHS which would annoy many shareholders and CEOs and also upset our dear friend Donald Trump who we promised could exploit the NHS with US health providers.
Jeremy Corbyn also has plans to force everyone in Britain to own an allotment and wear fisherman's caps, is that what you want ?
No, of course not. So we beg you for the sake of our share prices and backdoor deals, don't vote for this Socialist do gooder.
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