Hello

Hello from the British Conservative government. We're not here to put your taxes to good use and save you money, we prefer profiting from our investments in privatisation and covering up our fuck-ups with a blatant disregard for democracy.

You may be aware of our Universal Credit and sanctions that have sent so many Brits to food banks or caused rent arrears, eviction and homelessness even though they cost far more to implement than the money saved. The Disabled Living Allowance and PIP assessments that have caused so many of the disabled and vulnerable to lose their mobility or even commit suicide. That have cost the taxpayer over £100 million in fees defending our human rights breaches of the disabled. But we don't give a flying fuck because we profit from privatisation while reducing the surplus population, win win.

We also pay over £93 billion every year to corporations in welfare and subsidies. While allowing them to defraud us of over £120 billion per annum. You know the corporations who donate to us while we invest and profit from them.

You may have heard about the Grenfell tragedy that caused the deaths of 72 people and how Kensington and Chelsea council couldn't afford to provide fireproof cladding because it cost an extra £200,000 even though they had £235 million in reserves. But we are still doing our best to rehome survivors over a year later, except the ones we are planning to deport. Mainly because we are soulless corporate stooges and nothing to do with social cleansing of wealthy areas.

If you're a corporation or investor and want to avoid the EU Anti-Tax Avoidance Directive Brexit is for you, we will rewrite UN human rights, ignore animal welfare, enforce our hostile environment policy and ignore pollution regulations to increase your profits. But don't worry we've stocked up on tinned food for the plebs, to counter the upcoming shortage and medical supplies for the under-funded NHS we plan to stealth privatise.

So when you think of the British government don't think competence and reliability. Think profiteering elite psychopaths distorting democracy to keep you poor and keep us rich.