Welcome to Britain Trump

Dear Donald,

Welcome to Britain you racist, orange, giant oompa loompa misogynistic egotist. Please feel free to take a stroll of London and visit the knife crime hotspots you child locker upper, trade war starter and tango terrorist.

As part of your tour we have arranged for you to be put in stocks outside the Tower of London and will be allowing the local population to throw rotten food at you from the local food banks, of which there are many. While I realise most of the food is in tins and glass jars, we have decided to go ahead with the idea anyway.

Kind Regards you fluorescent orange fascist,

The left !