To be fair...

To be fair though, while the Conservatives have borrowed £900 billion and are responsible for two thirds of our national debt they did invest in erm... Cuts? They have given over £100 billion to corporations annually in Corporate Welfare and Subsidies which is nice - You know the Corporations who owe us around £120 billion in unpaid, legally required Corporation Tax and it's true some of these corporations, Amazon, Google, Ebay etc pay as little as 0.3% of their UK sales in corporation tax, yes I'm aware corporation tax is paid on revenue, just wanted to make the point. But we have to look after the CEOs and captains of industry who are desperately short of luxury Yachts and Ferraris. Oh and they may have lost £490 billion from our economy in foreign investments and sterling, but they did give us a referendum that would cripple our economy and trade relations and drive the pound into the dirt, whichever option we chose. Just by asking the question.

Then there is the £600 million used to refit our Harriers that Cameron sold to the US for £112 million at a loss of £488 million, which was a very generous gift for our US allies. The £200 million spent defending the Tories in fees for their human rights abuses of the disabled, but they were trying to save you money. Not to mention UC and the sanctions which cost considerably more to implement than the money saved, again trying to save you money. £15 million cost the taxpayer picks up from the prison system failure left by Carillion on top of the money that failed firm has already cost us, the selling off of Royal Mail at a knockdown price, RBS that we bailed out that the Tories are now giving back control to private enterprise. Southern rail another privatisation experiment that the taxpayer is now picking up the cost of, but privatisation works sometimes... honestly.

The streets are really safe even though they cut 21,500 police officers jobs and have cut emergency services, because they invested £200k in thought police for the internet.To keep us safe from ideologies and inappropriate jokes. If things get too bad we can always use private security G4S...

Although the Royal Society of Medicine blames austerity and cuts in the NHS for the loss of 30,000 lives annually, they have made a nice new weapons trade deal with terrorist funders Saudi Arabia, which is nice. Unless you happen to be attacked by terrorists or happen to be one of the 14 million people starving in Yemen. Although they supply arms to Israel which have been used to kill Palestinians, Medics and Journalists and more recently 52 Syrian regime troops fighting ISIS, they have made a lot of profit for investors in BAE Systems and Lockheed Martin as well as via our recent missile strikes in Syria which also profited George Osborne's employer Blackrock and Philip May's Capital group which are both large investors in Bae and Lockheed Martin. So it's not all bad...

Also please ignore Brexit, Grenfell, Economic euthanasia, Disabled vilification, Election fraud, Contempt of parliament, Windrush scandal, Institutional child abuse cover up, Weapon sales to despots, WASPI Women, A weak pound, Working poverty, Homeless Crisis, Food Banks, Universal Credit, NHS Crisis, Austerity. These are all just random occurrences and nothing to do with Tory policy.