Monday 4 June 2018

Fun facts

Here's some fun facts :

Fact 1:
Winston Churchill - 3 million Tory party members.
Margaret Thatcher - 1 million Tory party members.
David Cameron - 125,000 Tory party members.
Theresa May - 70,000 Tory party members.

Extinction won't be far away at that rate.

Fact 2:
Tory Austerity has been linked to the deaths of at least 120,000 people in a landmark study by BMJ Open. Fred West killed 12 people. Therefore the Tories are 10,000 times as lethal as Fred West.

Fact 3:
Jeremy Hunt is related to the Queen and Oswald Mosley, the Queen is related to Vlad the Impaler. Jeremy Hunt is therefore a racist vampire, there ! i said it !  :P

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